Crazy People Advertising
Don’t you just love these long, long sales pages? I find that they get on my nerves as I keep scrolling to find a price, only to see dozens of testimonials and bonuses. I also get fed up with all the screen shots of “how much I earned”. Most of all that means little to me on a very tight budget. I need to know how much it costs. I need to know what are my chances of making some ‘normal’ money not hundreds of thousands. Please don’t treat me as a sucker and think I will buy ’cause you said I would make my fortune and retire to a warmer climate in two months. We both know for certain that it ain’t going to happen. Please credit me with a bit of sense to realise that I won’t make a fortune in days.
Did you ever see the film ‘Crazy People’ with Dudley Moore as an advertising executive in a mental hospital.? The other patients thought up advertising slogans that were crazy but worked. Things like “Forget Paris. French can be annoying. Come to Greece. We’re nicer,” or “Buy Volvos. They’re boxy but they’re good.” and because the Japanese are a short race of people that means they are closer to the circuit boards they produce for better electronics … “Sony – because Caucasians are just too damn tall.”
Well, here goes!
Public Domain Treasure Map.
For cheap people that want the free stuff.
Design Dashboard.
For stupid people to make it easy.
For Peeping Toms … Watch your visitors undress your site.
It never hurts to try!
In appliance with the FTC, I should like to point out that I WILL get a
commission as an affiliate from any purchases you make through the
links on this site. I do believe that the products are as good as I say but
any figures quoted on the sellers site are beyond my control. You may
or may not make any money through using any software or following
any course.
About Brian LucasRetired night taxi driver, glad to be away from the "drunken Clubbers". Started affiliate marketing to be able to retire early and have just managed to do so. My taxi blog is at Briluki.com and I also run this site and The Market Samurai Site.com which covers keyword research.